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HOOVES AND HARLOTS

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What do you think of this one?

3
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It's lovely. What's it for?

4
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It's a walking stick.It's very useful. 
 You can walk with it;

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 you can lean on it, if you need a rest.
 And, you can kill

6
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nasty little critters if you wanna lie down.
Yeah.It's got a good feel.

7
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Let me look at this.

8
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  Hmm!  Not bad.

9
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Or, you could do that,yeah!

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Amazon? Do you think we'll see any?

12
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Almost certainly.

13
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Gabrielle.

14
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You know the Amazon symbol of piece.

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We'd like safe passage through your hunting grounds.

16
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My name is Terreis.You know the Amazon ways,

17
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and yet, you're not one of us.And you're really not one of us.

18
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Hey, don't judge a scroll by its paper.

19
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They invade our territory.
We should take them to see Queen Melosa.

20
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Ephiny is right; we have to let Melosa decide.

21
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Don't worry, She's fair.

22
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Going to see the Amazon Queen. This is fantastic.

23
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  I'm so excited. 
 I wonder what she's like?

24
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I want to read philosophy
and learn about history and science.

25
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But they didn't consider me a normal girl.

26
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Philosophy and history are among
 the first things taught to Amazon children.

27
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Really?

28
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It is a man's world, Gabrielle,
Not because it should be,

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 but, because we let them have it. 
 It's based on a woman's weakness.

30
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Yeah?

31
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The Amazon world is based on truth  
and a woman's individual strength.

32
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Well, I'm all for that.I've always considered
 myself a single-minded person.

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Of course, if I got married I'd have to ask my husband
 if that was OK,

34
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That was a joke.

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Something about me you find interesting?

36
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Yes.

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Wanna tell me?

38
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No.

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Then stop staring at me, before I take your eyes out.

40
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Gabrielle?

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What is it?

42
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Amazons, retreat, to the trees.

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Terreis!

44
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Don't try to move her.  
Gabrielle, I'll check to see if it's clear.

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Terreis!

46
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You tried to save me.

47
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Don't talk,just keep your strength.

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What you did, only an Amazon 
would do for another Amazon.

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I want you to take my right of caste.

50
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Terreis!

51
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Please!

52
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OK, I'll take it.  Just, don't, don't

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Hail, Melosa!

54
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Victory for Queen Melosa!

55
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What are they doing?

56
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They're going to send Terreis to Artemis,
 the moon goddess.

57
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I'm Queen Melosa.I'm told you tried to save my sister

58
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For that, I thank you.
You have safe passage through my land

59
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 but you must go quickly; 
we may be at war soon.

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At war?  With who?  Who attacked us?

61
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Get your hands off me!

62
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Animal!

63
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Hands off, witch!

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Centaurs.

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What, what's the matter?

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Let's just say, they're no friends of mine.

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These were his.I brought him down as
 he was escaping across the river.

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You would never have caught me in the open field.

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I did catch you, on our land.

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You're Phantes, aren't you?

71
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What?How did you?

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I make it a point to know my enemies.

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You have until the end of our mourning period 
 to make your peace with the gods.

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Make peace with your own gods. 
 Do you think my people

75
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will allow you to kill the son of Tyldus?

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Take him away.

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What problems do you have with Centaurs?

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Disgusting animals.You know how they are?

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Near the river,there's a village of Centaurs and men.

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They want ourhunting areas.

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And now they've gone too far.You should go.

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Now, what did you mean by,
'I'm not a friend of the Centaurs.'

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A long time ago,my army fought the Centaurs.

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Yeah, well, I guess they wouldn't be your friends
 if you defeated them in battle.

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I fought them I never defeated them.Stay here.

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Gabrielle?

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You didn't tell your friend about the right of caste,did you?

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Did you kill Terreis?

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Terreis? The Amazon had a name, did she?

90
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Did you kill her?

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Would you believe me if I said I didn't.

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I find it hard to believe that the son of Tyldus is amurderer.

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Maybe it wasn't murder.
Maybe it was the opening of a

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war that should have happened a long time ago.

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Well, if it was, it was a pretty stupid way to begin it.

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Only one death?And to get captured so easily.

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Centaurs aren't known for their stupidity.

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Amazons aren't known for asking questions.

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I'm not an Amazon.

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If it looks like a hydra,and moves like a hydra

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it's,a hydra.

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Did you kill her?

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I'd kill 'em all if I could.

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And maybe I'll get my chance,

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if my father can still muster the courage for battle.

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I appreciate your coming here for this discussion,Krykus.

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I do it only in the interests of peace.

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You should know I have men at the Centaur village
right now telling them the same thing I'm telling you.

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And that would be?

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I have no interest in this little war of yours.

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If it happens,don't expect me to act as an enemy, or an ally.

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That's all I care to know.

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Oh, and I would offer my condolences 
on the murder of you sister,

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But, I wouldn't believe it anyway.

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Tor.

116
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That was the warlord, Krykus.
He hates us only slightly less than the Centaurs.

117
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Melosa, don't let this war happen.
You can stop it now before it gets out of hand.

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I have no intention of going to war.
That's up to the Centaurs.

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  I intend to execute a murderer.

120
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If they take it to the next step, we'll be prepared.

121
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You're going to get your people killed.

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I fought the Centaurs; 
I know what they can do.

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The famous battle of Corinth,
 yes, we've heard of it.

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And we've heard of you, Xena. 
 To some of us, you're a hero.

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A true Amazon at the head of the mightiest 
army the world has known.

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And yet, the Centaurs fought my army to a standstill.

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Tyldus was their leader
 Executing his son is certain to bring about a war.

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 I don't believe Phantes killed your sister.

129
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Is that so?  What do you intend to do about it?

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I'm going to talk to Tyldus.

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This was Terreis' sword.  According to Amazon custom,

132
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it will burn throughout the night 
during our mourning period.

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It will be used to execute her murderer.  
That execution takes place at noon tomorrow.

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It sounds like the Centaurs have been asking for it.

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Only fools and profiteers ask for war, Gabrielle. 
 Centaurs are neither.

136
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Yeah, but he killed Terreis.

137
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Someone killed Terreis, I'm not sure it was Phantes.

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 I'm going to speak to his father.  
This is probably the safest place for you to be.

139
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  The Amazons will protect you because of Terreis.

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Besides, I'm sure Tyldus still considers me an enemy.

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Good luck.

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Gabrielle.

143
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So are we going to talk about this right of caste thing?

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With her dying wish, Terreis bestowed all her rights
and possessions to you and her position.

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Wait.  You mean, I'm an Amazon?

146
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Terreis was my true sister, the next in the royal line.

147
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You're an Amazon Princess.Make sure she's taught.

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Hold your fire!

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  Corinth is a long time in the past, Xena.  
 What brings you to my present?

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Tyldus!  Mesas can't breathe!

151
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You know me, Tyldus, You know I can help him.

152
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Why would you want to help a Centaur?

153
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Because he's dead without it.

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If he dies, you die.

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I, I can't feel my chest.

156
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That's the point,I've blocked off the nervers.

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 I'll take that  Very nice.

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it didn't penetrate, though.

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Get me a needle and some leather twine

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now.

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This can't be mine.

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Everything that was Terreis' is yours.

164
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But, it makes me feel strange
wearing her clothes and all.

165
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It's an honor-- to deny it would degrade her memory.

166
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What kind of a person was she?

167
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Terreis was an Amazon in the purest sense.

168
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She would have made a good leader one day.

169
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And she didn't think that all men
and centaurs were evil.

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 Just misguided.

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It's a man's world. 
 Not because it should be, but because

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we let them have it. Yeah, I guess that's true.

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Come, now.

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I'm sorry, you must have me mistaken for a pet.

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Would you come with me?

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That's better.

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From birth, every Amazon is taught to use weapons.

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Pick your first weapon.

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No, I don't like swords. Can't hit the side of a Cyclops

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with a bow and arrow.  Ahh, what's this?

181
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That's a fighting staff.

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 Eponin.

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They have my only son.

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Am I supposed to just stand by and let him be executed?

185
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No.I'm asking you to give me time
He has until noon tomorrow

186
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Give me that.

187
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Why am I to trust you?  
At one time we would have rejoiced in each other's blood.

188
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Look inside yourself for that answer.

189
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Are you still the same Centaur I met at Corinth?

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You killed a half of my Centaur army.  My friends.

191
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  My son will not die for something he didn't do.

192
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  He's not a murderer. 
 I desperately want to avoid war, but I'm gonna get him back

193
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And I swear, if he dies, every Amazon will suffer at my hand.

194
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I don't believe he killed that girl. But whoever did wants this war.

195
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You're playing into his hands.

196
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Just before noon tomorrow, my army attacks.

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You can go, Xena, but don't come back. 
 You and I are still enemies,

198
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and I'll kill you if I have to.

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Ah.  Show me, show me that again. 

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just one more time, one more time.

202
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Report?

203
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She's not bad-- a little rough.

204
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I'm getting the idea, though.
You know, it's pretty fun when it's working-- huh.

205
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Fun?

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This fighting staff was my first weapon.

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My  mother passed it on to me. 
 It saved my life more than once.

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Centaurs have certain strengths and weaknesses.

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They're fast and agile.  We
use that to our advantage.

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 As a centaur passes at full gallop, 
the staff goes here, to crack the knee at the joint.

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This splits the leg forward and drops him to the ground.

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 As the centaur falls, a strike to the lower
shoulder dislocates the two front legs.

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  Once the centaur is on the ground,
 an overhead strike--

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 breaks the neck.

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 Death is immediate-- if they're lucky.

216
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Still fun?

217
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Planning on taking a trip?

218
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How did you get in here without me hearing you?

219
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I wouldn't have left, you know?
 Not until I'd killed everyone in this village.

220
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You talk big, even for a Centaur.

221
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What would you know about Centaurs?  You despise us--

222
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You spit on us.

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I had a friend who admired the Centaurs.

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She didn't see you for the beasts you really are.
  She felt that one day,

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 We would work together. 
 She thought you were brave and noble people.

226
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Well, if your friend likes Centaurs so much, where is she now?

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You killed her.

228
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I didn't.

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She also told me that Centaurs have a high sense of honor.

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  Is that true?  Could you swear on your father's name?

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I swear on the name of Tyldus the Great, I didn't kill your friend

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 Not that the oath of a Centaur means anything.

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Not to many.

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Don't be stupid, Ephiny.

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Let's go, come on!

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The trees.

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Come on!

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You sure you're not an Amazon? 
 Very few people know that escape.

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Why are you following me?

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I'm not.  We were attacked here. 
 I just came to take another look at it.

241
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 You saved me, and you saved him.  Why?

242
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Because the moment an Amazon
 or a Centaur kills the other,

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the war can't be stopped.That hasn't happened yet.

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But, Terreis was killed.

245
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,079
By Krykus, the warlord.  
He gains everything from this war follow me.

246
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,081
This is where the attacker was hidden.

247
00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,958
  There are hoofprints everywhere.  

249
00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,378
It was someone on horseback.

250
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:26,006
That's right.  This is filled with raw hay stalks.

251
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,174
Centaurs don't eat hay.

252
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,468
Actually, I was referring to the hoofprints.

253
00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:32,137
 Centaurs carry their weight on their front hooves.

254
00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,765
That's just as good.  But how did Krykus know that

255
00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,892
Phantes was going to be across the river?

256
00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:39,645
We're going to find out, and we'd better do it quick.

257
00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,230
Phantes is set to die at noon.

258
00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,481
Time to dance, Princess.

259
00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:45,609
I'm really, really bad at this. 
 No, no; no, no-- I have two

260
00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,862
left feet, facing backwards.  
No, they wouldn't let me dance at

261
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,282
the crop festival because
 I brought a bad harvest.  No, no! Yeah!

262
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,368
Bring the princess!  Up here, Gabrielle.

263
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:58,247
 Before the sun is high overhead, 
we will have welcomed a new member to the

264
00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,250
Amazon nation,Gabrielle,as the right of caste of Terreis.

265
00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,044
Now that the mourning period has ended for our sister,

268
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,094
The sentence is death; 
death by the sword of the murdered.

269
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,387
What?

270
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,890
When Terreis gave you her right of caste,
 she made you her avenger.

271
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,476
You have to carry out the sentence with her sword.

272
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,561
I can't kill someone.

273
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:24,606
You're an Amazon, Gabrielle.  
To refuse would be treason, and your own death.

274
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,817
 
 The sentence will be carried out at noon.

275
00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:29,236
I take it Melosa has sent the Warrior Princess

276
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,113
to try and talk me into an alliance.

277
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,156
Maybe-- would an alliance interest you?

278
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,201
Not really.  If they wipe themselves out,
 I could care less

279
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,996
A battle between the hooves and the harlots
 I wonder

280
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,247
who'd win.

281
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:44,126
That's easy, Any warlord who'd use 
this opportunity to take more territory.

282
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,003
Centaur arrows.

283
00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:49,756
This map hardly has a mention of the
 Centaur territory, or the Amazon's.

284
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,551
 Did you have it drawn up before or after the murder?

285
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,971
It's a contingency map, I like to be prepared for any eventuality.

286
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,141
Well, this eventuality has you as absolute ruler of the land.

287
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,853
Don't play games with me.
You think I murdered that harlot, don't you?

288
00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:06,148
Well, I don't think you murdered her.
  I think you arranged it.

289
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,735
If my men tried to cross those hills, 
they'd be killed by both sides.

290
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,653
  How could I have arranged anything?

291
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,864
Nice dagger,do you give them out as gifts?

292
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:14,740
Guards!

293
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,657
What did you find?

294
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,327
Centaur arrows-- like the ones that killed Terreis.

295
00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,453
This way!

296
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,454
Come on.

297
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,289
I'll get some men to go after them.

298
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,375
No, let them go.There's no way 
this war can be stopped now.

299
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:28,003
Tell the men to rest,we take to the field tomorrow.

300
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,838
  After they've battled each other.

301
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,090
By Amazon law, you must pay for your crime.

302
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,717
Amazon law means nothing to me.

303
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,262
Our law also allows you to speak
 before the sentence is carried out.

304
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,388
I have nothing to say.

305
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,640
Very well.

306
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,058
I'm sorry your sister died.

307
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,393
Quickly, in the heart-- don't let him suffer.

308
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,394
I can't.

309
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,188
This is justice-- it must be done.

310
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,106
Kill the beast!Death to the Centaurs!

311
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,191
It's justice!Justice!

312
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,609
I don't want to die please.

313
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,069
Phantes is not the murderer.

314
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,362
What?

315
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,239
Thank the gods.

316
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,990
We have proof.

317
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,492
What's this?

318
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,701
I'm an Amazon Princess?

319
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,328
Great.The proof's in the pouch.

320
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:05,958
We found this where we were attacked.  It has hay sprouts in it. 
 Centaurs don't eat hay.

321
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,544
Don't eat-- Ohh!  Thank you!  
Thank you very much!

322
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,213
Proves nothing.The execution will proceed.  Eponin.

323
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,131
Queen Melosa, I demand the challenge.

324
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,508
She'd challenge our Queen?

325
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,385
The royal challenge must be honored.

326
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,179
Only when it is made by someone of royal Amazon blood.

327
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,389
I demand the challenge.

328
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,431
You?

329
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,684
I'm an Amazon Princess-- you can't deny me.

330
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,144
Gabrielle-- Do you wanna fight me to the death?

331
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,521
Not really.

332
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,774
You made the challenge, Gabrielle. 
 You have to follow through.

333
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,235
  Choose your weapon, or, choose your champion.

334
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,236
Choose my champion?

335
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,863
 I pick Xena.

336
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,990
If you lose, you all die.You too, Ephiny.

337
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,366
It shouldn't be a problem.

338
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,119
We gotta come up with some hand signals or something.

339
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,371
Melosa fights low-- she goes for the knees.

340
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,541
 She's got a blind side that's on her right.
 But she's quick.

341
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,835
Don't you think she knows what she's doing? 

343
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,507
She's annoying; how have you put up with her?

344
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,092
Hey, she puts up with me fine.

345
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,511
If I lose, make sure Gabrielle gets out of her.

346
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,846
Choose your weapon, Xena.

347
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:01,972
Cho-boes.

348
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:05,517
OK, now you won't lose.Remember that her blind side is on the right.

349
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,144
  Never mind.

350
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,897
Don't fight me to the death, Melosa-I need your help.

351
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,691
There will be no execution, by order of our new Queen.

352
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,109
We'll talk with your Queen!

353
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,778
 I should have known you would end up leading them.

354
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,364
 
We finally get the chance to settle an old score.

355
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,159
You wanna settle it, Tyldus?  Very well.  You've won.

356
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:26,371
 You won a long time ago, Tyldus. 
 You said that I taught you the meaning of war.

357
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,333
 You taught me that greatness doesn't depend on fighting.

358
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,252
 It's the battles you choose and the people you protect.

359
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,171
  You've got no enemies here, Tyldus.

360
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,214
Son!

361
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:40,010
Xena saved my life, father.  
I think I realize what you've been trying to tell me about war.

362
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,889
I've also realized something about
these Amazons.  They aren't our enemies.

363
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:47,184
No, but Krykus is. He started all this. Isn' that right,Celano?

364
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,560
What are you talking about?

365
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,146
You knew Phantes was going into Amazon territory.

366
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,689
 You knew you could frame him.

367
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,358
Any of us could have known that.

368
00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:56,568
And then there's this. No, it's not yours-

369
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,321
I took it from Krykus.  
He gave you yours, didn't he?

370
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,072
Arben.

371
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,950
Let him go.He's running back to Krykus, the true enemy.

372
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,787
Krykus must be brought to justice.  
I demand it, in the name of my sister.

373
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,206
Our forces together can take them by surprise.

374
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,666
Amazon, wanna go for a ride?

375
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:11,708
Tor.

376
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,211
  Have the men clean their weapons and assemble,

377
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,462
Krykus!
  They're coming!

378
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,839
Who's that?

379
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,756
Looks like Celano.

380
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,967
Get your men ready!  They're on their way!

381
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,635
Hooves and harlots are together!

382
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,846
They're on the move!  They want your blood!

383
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,097
What's he talking about?

384
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,474
Die, Amazon!  I'll break your heart and neck!

385
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,976
You've got nowhere to go now.

386
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,060
You killed my sister.

387
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:30,936
Melosa.

388
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:35,274
No.  You have to stand trial, 
for your crimes against the Amazons,and,the Centaurs.

389
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:38,151
It's not gonna be an easy peace, but it's a good start.

390
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,737
Making war is simple-- making peace is never easy.

391
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,531
  If it was, everyone would do it.

392
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,117
Old enemies, new friends.You gave me back my son--

393
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,326
I'll never forget that.

394
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,413
--made it to the Mystic fortress. I, of course, was holding

395
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,790
them off to give her the time that she needed.

396
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,126
  I was just telling them the Morpheus story.

397
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,837
And the Trakus story, the Titans, Pandora, she knows

398
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,006
them by heart, and she loves to tell 'em.

399
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,757
Now, I see why you ride the horse.

400
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,551
Now, what's that supposed to mean?

401
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,427
Eponin?

402
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,179
This is yours.

403
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,598
I can't take this.  Your mother gave it to you.

404
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:12,561
An Amazon Princess doesn't refuse a gift from another Amazon. 
 Please-- I want you to carry it.

405
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,148
Are you mad at me because
I didn't tell you about the right of caste?

406
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,649
No, not mad.

407
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,485
Oh.  I just thought it would be great to be an Amazon.

408
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:23,572
I didn't realize what it meant.But, I've learned my lesson.

409
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,575
Everything I  know, you know.From now on, no more secrets.

410
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,160
We'll see how long that lasts.

411
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,454
Huh.  You know, I just thought of something.

412
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,290
 You're a Warrior Princess, and I'm an Amazon Princess.

413
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,377
That's gonna make such a great story. 
 Yeah, and it all starts with you and me

414
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,547
finding those signs in the trees.  And then, Xena, hey, wait.

415
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,466
And then the arrows came flying down.

416
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,592
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